Journalists, don't worry ...

... about that little thing called the Internet. It won't be around that long anyway. That's one of the revelations in Michael Rosenberg's funny new column about the nine secrets of journalism.

5. Internet, Schminternet. It will be gone in five years. People will always love reading a newspaper -- and so will you, our intrepid reporter, once you accept our buyout offer.

Thanks to Doug Fisher of Common Sense Journalism, one of my new favorite media bloggers, for pointing this out.